Weekly Quote: 3/9-3/15

"The good psychic would pick up the phone before it rang. Of course it is possible there was no one on the other line.
Once she said, "God Bless you!"
I said, "I didn't sneeze."
She looked deep into my eyes
and said, "You will, eventually."
And darn it if she wasn't
right. Two days later I sneezed."

-Ellen DeGeneres-