The Big Book: Pranks

One of my all-time favorite books is The Big Book of Girl Stuff by Bart King. The title is misleading though because it contains all sorts of kooky facts, cool things to do, fun quizzes, etc.

For those of you that are too lazy to go and buy the book for yourself can read this new page called: The Big Book page. Just know that none of this info was written or put together by me, I'm just spreading the word.

Some Funny Pranks

Minty Oreos: After someone opens up a package of Oreos, remove a couple of the cookies. Carefully open the Oreos and use a butter knife to scrape the filling out. (Don't waste it! Mmmmmm...Oreo filling.) Then take white-colored toothpaste and spread it on the inside of the cookie wafers. Spread it around a bit till it looks right, put the cookies back together, and be patient!

Cell Phone Sabotage:
You will need a friend with a cell phone, and a diabolical sense of humor.
For this prank, you need to borrow your friend's cell phone. Say that you need to call your parents, and then pretend to dial the number and start talking. It would be good if you could walk out of your friend's hearing for the following.
What you will do is access the menu for her voice mail. You want to change her voice mail mesage to a new message. There are lots of possibilites for her voice mail message, ranging rom goofy to weird. here are some examples, but feel free to make up your won!
*Vacation: Hi this is ____. I have left the country and won't be back for 6 months, so please don't leave a message.
*Wacky: (hysterical laughter) I love LOOFAHS! (more hysterical laughter)
*Annoying: Hi this is ____...Hello?...Is somebody there? I can here you breathing, why don't you say something? HEEELLLLOOOO?!

After returning her cell phone, thank your friend, and try to look innocent for the next couple of weeks. Haha!

The Talking Appliance:
You will need: a neighbor who likes you, a pair of walkie-talkies.
Although this trick can work in your house, the odds of it working are improved with a neighbor of friend. Smuggle one of your walkie-talkies into your neighbor's house, maybe during one of the times they've foolishly invited you over. When it's safe, turn the walkie-talkie on and set its volume on "high".
Where you put the walkie-talkie is up to you. It could be the back of the fridge, or inside the laundry hamper. After you leave, get the other walkie-talkie and speak into it What you say depends on where the left the device.
Fridge: Help me! I'm freezing in here! So cold...can't feel my control knobs!
Laundry hamper: I don't mean to complain, but it smells like an outhouse in here.
Oven: I'm burning up!
*Be sure to use your common sense with this. Don't put the walklie-talkie in the oven unless you're sure you can get it back out before someone starts baking!

Hope you have fun with this! (MUHAHA!)
harold;)