Monday, April 28, 2008

AWAY MESSAGE


TWH Readers,
This is my away message because I will be leaving for vacation within the next 18 hours, so BON VOYAGE!
Wish me luck, as I am traveling around the world in 80 days! (Okay, maybe just three states in 5, but close enough, right?)
Yours truly,
harold;)

Thursday, April 24, 2008

STOP! DROP! AND CLICK!


GO TO THIS WEBSITE RIGHT NOW OR CRAZY-SWEDISH-FISH EATING-OBESE-FLYING-BABOONS WILL COME TO YOUR HOUSE AND LICK YOU! SO DO IT!


Top Six Review


Okay, I am writing this review out of pure FRUSTRATION, DISAPPOINTMENT, AND ANGER! What happened on American Idol last night? Nothing good, I'll tell you that! Carly Smithson left this week, dragging me this close to shutting off Idol for good. What's your problem America? :P to you!


David Archuleta
"Think Of Me" - from 'Phantom of the Opera'

David was his usual amazing self. But seriously David, what did you expect last night when you were called up? You looked scared to death that you were going to leave! Believe in your voters David!

* * * * performance
David Cook
"Music Of The Night" - from 'Phantom of the Opera'

This was FANTASTIC! I love the fact that David Cook said that the unexpected-aspect of this performance was that he didn't change the song! Bravo!

* * * * * performance
Jason Castro
"Memory" - from 'Cats'

Okay Jason, obviously you aren't taking this competition all that seriously. That's right! I went there! I caught you yawning behind stage and cracking jokes when people were being called into the bottom two! GO HOME!

* * performance
Brooke White
"You Must Love Me" - from 'Evita'

Poor Brooke. She forgot her lyrics and had to start over, but she wasn't even in the bottom two. Hmmm...

* * performance
Carly Smithson
"Superstar" - from 'Jesus Christ Superstar'

This is what I don't get. Carly was so good last night that I was literally jumping out of my seat, and yet she still went home! The judges loved it and the crowd did too. So what happened? Don't ask me! WE'LL MISS YOU CARLY! CAN'T WAIT FOR YOUR ALBUM!!!

* * * * * performance
Syesha Mercado
"One Rock n' Roll Too Many" - from 'Starlight Express'

This was also a very good performance. Syesha is definitely and actress! I want to see her on Broadway! But why was she in the bottom two? She was one of the best!

* * * * * performance


What do YOU think happened last night? What did YOU want to happen? What are YOU upset about right now? I WANT TO KNOW!!!

Wednesday, April 23, 2008

NEW WEEKLY STORY!!!

This is The Weekly Harold's newest weekly story(!) WITH A TWIST: I DIDN'T WRITE IT! One of my ultimate bloggita's did.
Enjoy!
(Visit the author's blog at: squibandskink.blogspot.com)




I walked into our loft apartment. My mom and mine, just ours.
You might be wondering what happened to my dad. And I'm just going to say: I'm not sure. No lies. I'm totally serious. Mom never really told me. She's really good at changing the subject and whenever it was brought up…it just left naturally. I tend not to ask anymore.
But anyways, I set my backpack down on shiny black counter top along with my i-pod and my Snapple Iced Tea.
I peeked around the corner checking for mom and walked into our living room. An organized, regular, little room with a couch and a small, old beaten up leather love seat, a small rectangular plasma screen TV and a mossy carpet with flowers.
I plopped down on the couch grabbing the remote and turning on the TV. Nothing was good on. Just the usual re-runs of Full House, Oprah and America's Next Top Model. The TV flicked off, and I sighed.
Next on the agenda was homework. I made my way over to the counter. I un-zippered by back pack and lugged out my heavy, junk filled Calculus 1 binder. Calculus with Mr. Reynolds was so boring. Half the class fell asleep on a regular basis and none of knew how to solve the equations but he didn't seem to notice. Surprisingly I passed that class.

I pulled out my math text book and a piece of lined paper and began to calculate.
Minutes later I heard the door open and my mom gabbing away on the phone.
"Not tomorrow, Selina has a doctor's appointment first thing! Then I've got to go show a house and grocery shop. I'm real busy! Selina also has a basketball game in the evening and I've got to balance my check book. I'm sorry Carolyn; you'll have to do it…" My mom had her cell phone balanced between her chin and her shoulder while she was carrying a shopping bag and a grocery bag.
One thing you have to know about my mom is that she is absolutely gorgeous. She has long black hair and tan skin and the warmest, chocolate brown eyes. She's stunning, and this is just coming from her daughter. She has the best sense of style and the nicest manners. I love my mom. We're both Hispanic and Philippines.
Around here in Arizona my mom worked as a real estate agent. She was perfect for the job; she had the radiance and the cheeriness to sell homes. The only problem was organization…but with me organizing she got along fine.

"Sorry! I've got to go!" my mom said cheerily flipping her hair that was slightly curled, "Talk to you soon. Send my love to the boys!"
She set the bags down the counter and sighed.
"That was your Aunt Carolyn!" my mom smiled sighing her elbows on the counter. My aunt lived in New Jersey, a long way away from Arizona where I lived.
"I figured." I replied.
"Need any help unloading groceries?"
"I got it. You get started on that homework Selina. You've got basketball tonight."
"I forgot." I mumbled.
My mom set down her keys with a loud clank and narrowed her eyes noticing I was looking back at her, "Get to work Selina!"
"Ugh." I replied focusing on Calculus once more. I heard by mom ruffling bags and placing things in the fridge.
The phone rang and my mom hurried to get it. I watched her black hair bounce.
"Hello?" she said calmly.
"Oh my god!" my mom exclaimed, her hand flew to her forehead, "John? Is that you?"
"Mom who is it?" I asked.
No answer.
"Mom?"
No reply. I gave up.
"Honey?" I looked up holding my pencil, tapping it impatiently on my home work.
"Yeah?"
I nodded looking at her, concerned.
"It's your father."
I dropped the pencil, and I’m pretty sure my jaw dropped too.

Monday, April 21, 2008

HAPPY EARTH DAY


Happy Earth Day World!!!




I challenge you to do 3 Earth-friendly things today. Here are some ideas:


  1. Recycle paper, plastic, cans, bottles, etc.

  2. Plant a tree

  3. Pick up any trash you see lying around on the ground and RECYCLE IT

  4. Wear green (DUH!)

  5. Don't waste water

  6. Turn off all the lights in your house when you aren't using them

  7. Unplug things when not being used. They are still using energy even if they are off! (It's true!)

Good Luck!
GO GREEN!
harold;)








SHORT STORY!!!

Hey, hey, hey! Just as promised, here is a short story. I have a TON of already-started-but-never-finished stories, so here's one of them. (Please remember that this is only a ROUGH-DRAFT.)

I shot her the meanest look I could muster. She shot right back. My nails were digging deep into my palms, almost cutting them. I could hear Tonia breathing deeply, in, out, in, out. Except for this suttle sound, the room was silent. We weren't going to look away, not even blink. Tonia started tapping her toes like she does when she has to pee, but I knew this wouldn't stop her. Just as my eyes started to water, a shout came from downstairs.

"Tonia, your mother is heeeeeeeeere!"called my mom's voice.

"I'll be right down!" Tonia cried in her I'm-a-perfect-little-angel voice. As if!
Tonia quickly snatched her track jacket from my bed and flung her bag over her shoulder, purposely whacking me in the nose.

"I hope you're happy!" she sneered as she stomped through the doorway.

"I am!" I screeched back.
Tears were tumbling down my face, but I wasn't sure if they were from not blinking, or wishing this had never happened...

Riddle: 4/20-4/26


Last week's riddle was:
"Food will help me survive, but water will kill me. What am I?"
Answer: FIRE

This week's riddle is:
"A woman was horrified to find a fly in her tea. The waiter took her cup and went into the kitchen and returned with a fresh cup of tea. She shouted, "You brought me the same tea!" How did she know?"

Quote: 4/20-4/26

The future depends on what we do in the present.
- Mahatma Gandhi-

Monday, April 14, 2008

Stargirl

Here is another poem that I wrote. Tell me if you can figure out what it means...

Stargirl
I have been told
to shoot for the stars.
An impossible task for sure.
They twinkle in the night,
winking at me.
But smile back I cannot,
for here on earth I sit.
Sprawled out on the cool white sheets,
I listen to them murmur
"Stargirl, stargirl..."
(Please remember that this is just a rough draft!)

Quote for 4/13-4/19

"You can turn painful situations around through laughter. If you can find humor in anything, even poverty, you can survive it."
-Bill Cosby-

Riddle: 4/13-4/19

Last week's riddle was:
"A man is found dead in the middle of the desert with nothing but a straw in his hands. What happened?"
Answer: "He was in a hot air balloon with some friends, but the balloon could only hold two people. So they drew straws to see who would jump out."

This week's riddle is:
"Food will help me survive, but water will kill me. What am I?"

Saturday, April 12, 2008

BREAKING NEWS! IMPORTANT!

Hey Weekly Harold Fans!
I've started a second blog!!! I'm so excited about this new project.

The blog is called Sing Out Loud! and it's all about music. Good songs, bad songs, radio station websites, album cover art, songs from different genres, music videos, (and more to come.) Check it out so far at: singoutloud247.blogspot.com

Peace!
harold;)

P.S. Let me know if you have any ideas for my new blog. I want to hear from you!

P.P.S. Due to starting this new blog, The Weekly Harold will not include probably not include Music and Lyrics anymore. Sing Out Loud! is a continuation of Music and Lyrics, so if you want more music, just go to singoutloud247.blogspot.com.

Friday, April 11, 2008

FYI from the Purple Dude

Come back later (a.k.a. SUNDAY) for new updates on The Weekly Harold.
In the meantime, I command you to pull your pants up to your chest, stand on one foot, and eat a bag of Rainbow Goldfish while singing along to Candy Man. Trust me, I've tried with phenomenal results.
harold;)
The Purple Dude who Rox Your Sox

Saturday, April 05, 2008

Poems by harold;)

I was cleaning out my room the other day when I came across a bunch of my old notebooks. I found some amusing poems written by the one and only: moi! Enjoy!

Mystery Meat
There it is.
It's looking at me.
How could my mother
do this to me?
Gloppy, soppy,
awful, and wet.
I haven't managed
to try any yet.
It's green and it's blue,
and maybe chartreuse.
This junk doesn't have
even one little use!
It smells like cat litter,
old cream cheese and dog doo.
Oh what am I, what am I
going to do?
Dad gave me the look,
so I'm taking a bite.
If I die, give my sister my doll,
and my best friend my kite.
Here it comes!
The fork's in my mouth.
I bet this junk will head north
'stead of south.
I clomp down my teeth
and get my very first taste.
Oh man,
this stuff is a waste.
One Inch Left
There it is!
The big red prize.
It's the one thing
I idolize.
I've gotta get closer
to the big red apple.
Then I can relax
and drink my ice cold Snapple.
Crawling, crawling,
I breaking a sweat.
But sadly,
I'm still not there yet.
My little work body
is getting real tired
to reach the one thing
that my heart desires.
Wait a minute,
I'm here! I'm here!
i made it here
with all of my gear.
My fork, my spoon,
my knife, my cup.
I start to crawl
up, up, up.
Then I take
my first bite.
And can you guess what?
It tastes just right.
More to come!

Music and Lyrics: Is it In YOUR Head?


Stacy's Mom by Fountains of Wayne

Stacy's mom has got it goin' on

Stacy's mom has got it goin' on

Stacy's mom has got it goin' on

Stacy's mom has got it goin' on


Stacy, can I come over after school? (after school)

We can hang around by the pool (hang by the pool)

Did your mom get back from her business trip? (business trip)

Is she there, or is she trying to give me the slip? (give me the slip)

You know, I'm not the little boy that I used to be

I'm all grown up now, baby can't you see


Stacy's mom has got it goin' on

She's all I want and I've waited for so long

Stacy, can't you see you're just not the girl for me

I know it might be wrong but I'm in love with Stacy's mom


Stacy's mom has got it goin' on

Stacy's mom has got it goin' on


Stacy, do you remember when I mowed your lawn? (mowed your lawn)

Your mom came out with just a towel on (towel on)

I could tell she liked me from the way she stared (the way she stared)

And the way she said, "You missed a spot over there" (a spot over there)

And I know that you think it's just a fantasy

But since your dad walked out, your mom could use a guy like me


Stacy's mom has got it goin' on

She's all I want, and I've waited so long

Stacy, can't you see you're just not the girl for me

I know it might be wrong,

but I'm in love with Stacy's mom


Stacy's mom has got it goin' on

She's all I want and I've waited for so long,

Stacy can't you see your just not the girl for me,

I know it might be wrong but oh oh (I know it might be wrong)

I'm in love with

(Stacy's mom oh oh)

(Stacys mom oh oh)

I'm in love with Stacy's mom

Weekly Quote, 4/6-4/12

"Do, or do not. There is no ‘try’."
- Yoda, The Empire Strikes Back-

Riddle: 4/6-4/12

Last week's riddle/answer was:
"A farmer in California owns a beautiful pear tree. He supplies the fruit to a nearby grocery store. The store owner has called the farmer to see how much fruit is available for him to purchase. The farmer knows that the main trunk has 24 branches. Each branch has exactly 12 boughs and each bough has exactly 6 twigs. Since each twig bears one piece of fruit how many plums will the farmer be able to deliver?"
Answer: Pear trees don't produce plums!!!


This week's riddle is:
"A man is found in the middle of the desert, dead, with nothing but a straw in his hands. What happened?"