1. Can a turkey jump higher than the Empire State Building?
Yes - a building can't jump at all
2. How can you make a turkey float?
You need 2 scoops of ice cream, some root beer, and a turkey
3. What kind of music did the Pilgrims like?
Plymouth Rock
4. Which side of the turkey has the most feathers?
The outside
5. If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring?
Pilgrims!
6. Why did the turkey cross the road?
It was the chicken's day off.
7.If a man wants to eat a turkey on Thanksgiving, what does a turkey want?
It simply wants to run away.
8.What did the turkeys sing on Thanksgiving Day?
God save the kin.
9.What did the turkey say to the man who tried to shoot it?
Liberty, Equality and Bad aim for all.
10.What will a turkey with a dramatic bent of mind say to another turkey on Thanksgiving morning?
To be or not to be roasted, that is the question.
Jokes compliments of: http://www.theholidayspot.com/thanksgiving/jokes.htm
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2 comments:
Why did the turkey eat the chicken?
Because the turkey was mad because there was no chicken day!
hey HAROLD it's me (you know who i am- i'm a moose!) sooo... nice blog! it's pink! i didn't know you liked pink, harold!! but it is SO your color. did you like the social studies quest today?? it was easy for me. so how was turkey town? lol! you DEFINITELY didn't miss ANYTHING with the movie. that is literally the stupidest movie i've ever seen in my life. so don't waste your money renting it. well... happy turkey day harry!
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